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Is this another ordinary, cheap MP3 player? No! Actually, it is absolutely amazing and I’m not talking about its colour LEDs inside or any of its passable, ordinary features. This is the only MP3 player in the world that has buttons to force people to move left or right while you are walking down the street, make cocks appear out of nowhere and make your dog pee at will (because that icon is a dog peeing, isn’t it?)