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If you want to be too full of shame and self-loathing to pull your laptop out in a crowded coffee shop, this Hello Kitty Epson laptop was created with you in mind. Featuring a dizzying pattern all over the case in delightful pink and yellow colors, it’s sure to make people question your sanity and taste wherever you go. They’re loaded up with a Celeron M 1.73GHz chip, 1GB of memory, an 80GB hard drive and Windows Vista, and all they’ll cost you is $1,640 and a few pounds of dignity. [Hello Kitty Hell via Crave]