She’s a (MySpace) Man-Eater

Lonely MySpace nerds beware: if a hot (or semi-hot/not-at-all hot-but-I-just-want-to-get-laid) babe starts trying to befriend you, chances are that she’s actually a dodgy Russian dude called Gustav that’s trying to rob you of your life savings. Just ask this gullible poor shmuck Danny*, who only cottoned on to the scam when he/she began trying to pull a Nigerian scam on him.

*probably not real name
[SMH] -Jenneth Orantia