This is something we didn’t expect. Unlike Optimus Prime, these Transformer gadgets and a crazy Hong Kong man, these transformers plushies don’t cut you up when you rub your face on them. If the cartoons in the ’80s taught us anything, it’s that robot aliens from another galaxy enjoy being used to prop up a woman’s ass during intercourse.
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McbLt
Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 10:41 AMhaha this is cool. I want the bumblebee one
Peter
Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 12:52 PMlol you guys crack me up with your crazy captions and intros.