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Top 10 Pervasive Tech Myths That Are Only Wasting Your Time Lisa Bufano is a dancer and performing artist who has gone through bilateral below knee and finger amputation. Here is a performance from “Five Open Mouths” in which she wears some extremely awesome prosthetic springing feet.
Hit the jump for a shot of her another one of her setups—a spider-like four-appendage extension.
The Oscar-winning Departed is the first hi-def-disc-movie-thing to break the 100,000 mark in sales. Why the long, awkward hyphenation? This sales number is a combined total, drawing reserves from both the Blu-ray and HD DVD camp.
Han Solo: I’m captain of this ship. Chewie here tells me you’re lookin’ for passage to Burning Man.” Obi-wan Kenobi: Yes indeed, if it’s a fast ship. Han Solo: Fast ship? You’ve never heard of the Ford Econoline? Luke: “Is she fast?” Han Solo: “She’ll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.” Luke: “You mean that airbrushing on the side.” Han Solo: “Yeah, that’s what I mean.” Luke: “That doesn’t make a car go any faster.” [Chewie nods in agreement.] Han Solo: “Wait, I’m talking about for trippin’ balls. You guys want a ride?”
Bonus picture after the jump.
For those who just can’t get enough of their keyboard, there are the $15.26 Command Key Wall Clocks. Run off one AA battery, what the 10″x10″ clocks lack in technology is made up in pure, unadulterated geekdom.
While the units come in Home, Ctrl and Enter varieties, our favorite has to be Esc. It’s perfect for movie theaters and other public spaces where the “Exit” sign has just been overplayed. Sure, only the dorkiest percentage will make their way out in the case of fire, but I’m not sure that anyone who fails to make the “Esc” to “Escape Here Motherf*#@&er!” connection in the year 2007 needs to be breeding. – Mark Wilson Product Page [via nerdapproved]
