PC power buttons have always been small, traditionally requiring the employment of a young slaveboy with dainty fingers to push for us. That’s why the Ultimate Rest Button was born.
Requiring just two wires to install, this gargantuan power button sits on your desk for easy reach/mean coworker pranks. The only catch? Every time you hit the big red button, a random nuke shoots into the sky. Ok, that might not be true, but who knows what the mysterious third wire will be used for when the day comes.
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Remember all the fun you had standing in line to get a Wii because Nintendo couldn’t put them out fast enough? Sweet, because if you want an iPhone, you’re going to get to do it all over again.
On top of no pre-orders, Merrill Lynch (respectable analysts, but analysts nonetheless) is estimating that Apple will only be punching out around 200-300 thousand iPhones a month initially before speeding up to a million by the end of the year, for a total of four million shipped this year.
The Light Energy Cocktail Table is the perfect gift for a raver-gone-housewife. While its 5″-tall translucent dome can glow your choice of florescent on cue, the table’s more exciting function is what the company calls “chasing rainbow colors”. The table blends together different colors in a stunning lightshow (that doesn’t sound like much but we are guessing is pretty cool if the viewer is in certain mental states).
The only downside to the Light Energy Table is its $2480 pricetag. Well, that and the sad fact that spending all your money on glowy furniture will no longer give you access to the substances that made you want this table in the first place. – Mark Wilson
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The only flaw with LED technology thusfar is that it can’t kill anyone. Sure, it’s “energy efficient” and will help with our “energy crisis”, but—let me say this again so the our readership doesn’t overlook it—LEDs can’t kill anyone.
Luckily scientists are well-aware of the issue, and have developed the Contemporary Knife Lite-Key Chain. A 2″ folding lockback blade made from 440 stainless steel accompanies protects the otherwise defenseless LED so you can worry about more important things—like when the world will finally wake up and arm stuffed animals. We consider this a nobrainer purchase: its $15 pricetag is well worth a good night’s sleep. – Mark Wilson Product Page [via uberreview]