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While we at Gizmodo are no strangers to beds, it is with some embarrassment that I feel the need to come clean. Never have I had the pleasure to wake up and find a lady sprawled, all casual-like and thong-tastic in mine. But that’s just me. I’m not sure if this lady comes free with the Lomme bed – but if she does, let me say now that this egg basket-shaped model will be a BESTSELLER. Oh yes indeedy.

To enhance your pleasure, the Lomme comes with sexy lighting, a muscle relaxing system (now you’re scaring me) and an iPod dock, so you can thrill your Comes-Free-With-The-Bed lady with that Linkin Park gig you downloaded last week, and recreate how you think the concert lighting should have been. As to whether she’ll stay around or not – well, your guess is as good as mine. The downside? It’s only available in Liechtenstein at the moment, so that probably means it’s ‘spensivo. – Ad Dugdale

Product Page [Lomme via Sci-Fi Blog]