Lomme Bed: More than just an iPod Dock with a Be-Thonged Lay-dee Inside

While we at Gizmodo are no strangers to beds, it is with some embarrassment that I feel the need to come clean. Never have I had the pleasure to wake up and find a lady sprawled, all casual-like and thong-tastic in mine. But that’s just me. I’m not sure if this lady comes free with the Lomme bed – but if she does, let me say now that this egg basket-shaped model will be a BESTSELLER. Oh yes indeedy.
To enhance your pleasure, the Lomme comes with sexy lighting, a muscle relaxing system (now you’re scaring me) and an iPod dock, so you can thrill your Comes-Free-With-The-Bed lady with that Linkin Park gig you downloaded last week, and recreate how you think the concert lighting should have been. As to whether she’ll stay around or not – well, your guess is as good as mine. The downside? It’s only available in Liechtenstein at the moment, so that probably means it’s ’spensivo.
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please email me the price of the lomme bed. and delivery to Brisbane Australia if possible.
This bed is the best i have ever seen before. It looks very, very comfortable and you have all what you need, music, light therapy, massage mattress and no harmful electromagnetic waves and radiation. Thats perfect, great!
Do you know the website http://www.lomme.com